TRUTH, JUSTICE, MAY NOT BE THE AMERICAN WAY…

It is getting increasing difficult to have a satirical outlook each day during this political season. Sometimes circumstances are too bizarre to be comical. For example, I am somewhat appalled at the apparent lack of consequences in our new world order. In my “Leave...

THINGS ADULTS TOLD ME THAT WEREN’T TRUE….

I am old enough to remember duck and cover drills as a child. I remember watching a film in school showing an Atomic mushroom cloud and cutting to an image of children ducking and hiding under the safety of their flimsy wooden desks to escape the effects of the blast....

SWIMMING IN YELLOW WATER…

Chances are by the time you get around to defining what is relevant… the line has already moved.  With the internet, blogs, and the new media, we stand on a precipice where everything and everyone is blurry and obsolescence is but a misstep away. I liken it to kids...

WHY EINSTEIN WAS NO EINSTEIN…

A cautionary note,  don’t become overly enamored with seemingly smart individuals. Most of them are merely an “emperor with no clothes”.  Once you get past their high IQ and Mensa scores, you are usually left with incredibly naive and personality-challenged...

YOU SAY EITHER… I SAY NEITHER…

One of the first things you learn in school is if you want to know the answer, you have to ask the right question. Our leaders seem to like us walking about dazed and confused. We do seem somewhat complacent and not overly concerned about another possible recession,...

CHOCOLATE MILK TAX…

I’m trying to get into the spirit of our present administration who recently assured us that the Universal Health care program was not a tax… only to find out later, it was. I have some other great ideas I would like to contribute to help obfuscate our taxation...

WHY CONGRESS NEEDS A NAP…

I think summer is God’s way of telling parents they are sleeping too much. It invariably seems I sleep less when kids have more free time. It should be the other way around. Did you know that Disneyland is open until 12:00 am during the summer? I certainly do. They...

THE GREEDY FAT HEN…

I prefer my orange juice in the same manner as my government… not concentrated. I find the taste and variance of freshly squeezed juice – instead of the uniform pasteurized stuff they sell at the supermarket – to be more palatable. I do like the concentrated soap that...
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